
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
THIS JUST IN: Yahoo will be completely revamping Tumblr to make it more of a family-friendly social networking site, even going so far as to rename it “Yahoo-” or “Yahoo Minus” in contrast to its rival, Google+
This just in: Fucking bullshit. Yahoo said THEMSELVES that they are leaving Tumblr be. I’d rather Yahoo have Tumblr than Tumblr be gone, anyway.
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